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God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday,
and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday.
-- William Bragg
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| Linux Science: 166 of 622 |
Going the speed of light is bad for your age.
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Good morning. This is the telephone company. Due to repairs, we're
giving you advance notice that your service will be cut off indefinitely
at ten o'clock. That's two minutes from now.
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| Linux Science: 168 of 622 |
Gosh that takes me back... or is it forward? That's the trouble with
time travel, you never can tell."
-- Doctor Who, "Androids of Tara"
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| Linux Science: 169 of 622 |
Got Mole problems? Call Avogadro at 6.02 x 10^23.
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| Linux Science: 170 of 622 |
Gravity brings me down.
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| Linux Science: 171 of 622 |
Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.
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| Linux Science: 172 of 622 |
GREAT MOMENTS IN HISTORY (#7): April 2, 1751
Issac Newton becomes discouraged when he falls up a flight of stairs.
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Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.
-- Albert Einstein
They laughed at Einstein. They laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they
also laughed at Bozo the Clown.
-- Carl Sagan
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He keeps differentiating, flying off on a tangent.
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