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Got Mole problems? Call Avogadro at 6.02 x 10^23.
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Gravity brings me down.
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Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.
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GREAT MOMENTS IN HISTORY (#7): April 2, 1751
Issac Newton becomes discouraged when he falls up a flight of stairs.
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Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.
-- Albert Einstein
They laughed at Einstein. They laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they
also laughed at Bozo the Clown.
-- Carl Sagan
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He keeps differentiating, flying off on a tangent.
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He: Let's end it all, bequeathin' our brains to science.
She: What?!? Science got enough trouble with their OWN brains.
-- Walt Kelly
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Heard that the next Space Shuttle is supposed to carry several Guernsey cows?
It's gonna be the herd shot 'round the world.
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Heavier than air flying machines are impossible.
-- Lord Kelvin, President, Royal Society, c. 1895
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Heisenberg may have been here.
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