Linux Science

If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there
is an exception to every rule.  If we accept "For every rule there is an
exception" as a rule, then we must concede that there may not be an exception
after all, since the rule states that there is always the possibility of
exception, and if we follow it to its logical end we must agree that there
can be an exception to the rule that for every rule there is an exception.
                -- Bill Boquist

If God is perfect, why did He create discontinuous functions?

If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
                -- Albert Einstein

If I have not seen so far it is because I stood in giant's footsteps.

If I set here and stare at nothing long enough, people might think
I'm an engineer working on something.
                -- S.R. McElroy

If in any problem you find yourself doing an immense amount of work, the
answer can be obtained by simple inspection.

If it is a Miracle, any sort of evidence will answer, but if it is a Fact,
proof is necessary.
                -- Samuel Clemens

If it smells it's chemistry, if it crawls it's biology, if it doesn't work
it's physics.

If it wasn't for Newton, we wouldn't have to eat bruised apples.

If mathematically you end up with the wrong answer, try multiplying by
the page number.