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If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein
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If the human brain were so simple that we could understand it,
we would be so simple we couldn't.
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If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make
something out of you.
-- Muhammad Ali
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"If value corrupts then absolute value corrupts absolutely."
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If you analyse anything, you destroy it.
-- Arthur Miller
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If you are smart enough to know that you're not smart enough to be an
Engineer, then you're in Business.
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If you can't understand it, it is intuitively obvious.
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If you haven't enjoyed the material in the last few lectures then a career
in chartered accountancy beckons.
-- Advice from the lecturer in the middle of the Stochastic
Systems course.
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If you push the "extra ice" button on the soft drink vending machine, you won't
get any ice. If you push the "no ice" button, you'll get ice, but no cup.
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If you rap your knuckles against a window jamb or door, if you
brush your leg against a bed or desk, if you catch your foot in a curled-
up corner of a rug, or strike a toe against a desk or chair, go back and
repeat the sequence.
You will find yourself surprised how far off course you were to
hit that window jamb, that door, that chair. Get back on course and do it
again. How can you pilot a spacecraft if you can't find your way around
your own apartment?
-- William S. Burroughs
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