Linux Science

        If you rap your knuckles against a window jamb or door, if you
brush your leg against a bed or desk, if you catch your foot in a curled-
up corner of a rug, or strike a toe against a desk or chair, go back and
repeat the sequence.
        You will find yourself surprised how far off course you were to
hit that window jamb, that door, that chair.  Get back on course and do it
again.  How can you pilot a spacecraft if you can't find your way around
your own apartment?
                -- William S. Burroughs

If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from
many it's research.
                -- Wilson Mizner

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

Imagination is more important than knowledge.
                -- Albert Einstein

In 1750 Issac Newton became discouraged when he fell up a flight of stairs.

In 1869 the waffle iron was invented for people who had wrinkled waffles.

In a minimum-phase system there is an inextricable link between
frequency response, phase response and transient response, as they
are all merely transforms of one another.  This combined with
minimalization of open-loop errors in output amplifiers and correct
compensation for non-linear passive crossover network loading can
lead to a significant decrease in system resolution lost.  However,
this all means jack when you listen to Pink Floyd.

IN MY OPINION anyone interested in improving himself should not rule out
becoming pure energy.
                -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.

In Nature there are neither rewards nor punishments, there are consequences.
                -- R.G. Ingersoll

In order to dial out, it is necessary to broaden one's dimension.