Linux Science

        Against his wishes, a math teacher's classroom was remodeled.  Ever
since, he's been talking about the good old dais.  His students planted a small
orchard in his honor; the trees all have square roots.

Air is water with holes in it.

Air pollution is really making us pay through the nose.

Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio, replied: "You see, wire
telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat.  You pull his tail in New
York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles.  Do you understand this?
And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they
receive them there.  The only difference is that there is no cat."

Alexander Graham Bell is alive and well in New York, and still waiting
for a dial tone.

Algebraic symbols are used when you do not know what you are talking about.
                -- Philippe Schnoebelen

All Finagle Laws may be bypassed by learning the simple art of doing
without thinking.

All great discoveries are made by mistake.
                -- Young

All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time.

All laws are simulations of reality.
                -- John C. Lilly