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Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.

Those who can, do; those who can't, write.
Those who can't write work for the Bell Labs Record.

... though his invention worked superbly -- his theory was a crock of sewage
from beginning to end.
                -- Vernor Vinge, "The Peace War"

Three great scientific theories of the structure of the universe are the
molecular, the corpuscular and the atomic.  A fourth affirms, with
Haeckel, the condensation or precipitation of matter from ether -- whose
existence is proved by the condensation or precipitation ... A fifth
theory is held by idiots, but it is doubtful if they know any more about
the matter than the others.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Thus mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know
what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true.
                -- Bertrand Russell

Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space.

Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.

Space is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen to you.

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To converse at the distance of the Indes by means of sympathetic contrivances
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                -- Joseph Glanvill, 1661

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.
                -- Thomas Edison