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Conquest is easy. Control is not.
                -- Kirk, "Mirror, Mirror", stardate unknown

Dammit Jim, I'm an actor, not a doctor.

Death, when unnecessary, is a tragic thing.
                -- Flint, "Requiem for Methuselah", stardate 5843.7

Death.  Destruction.  Disease.  Horror.  That's what war is all about.
That's what makes it a thing to be avoided.
                -- Kirk, "A Taste of Armageddon", stardate 3193.0

Deflector shields just came on, Captain.

Do you know about being with somebody?  Wanting to be?  If I had the
whole universe, I'd give it to you, Janice.  When I see you, I feel
like I'm hungry all over.  Do you know how that feels?
                -- Charlie Evans, "Charlie X", stardate 1535.8

Do you know the one -- "All I ask is a tall ship, and a star to steer
her by ..."  You could feel the wind at your back, about you ...  the
sounds of the sea beneath you.  And even if you take away the wind and
the water, it's still the same.  The ship is yours ... you can feel her
... and the stars are still there.
                -- Kirk, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4729.4

[Doctors and Bartenders], We both get the same two kinds of customers
-- the living and the dying.
                -- Dr. Boyce, "The Menagerie" ("The Cage"), stardate unknown

Each kiss is as the first.
                -- Miramanee, Kirk's wife, "The Paradise Syndrome",
                   stardate 4842.6

EARL GREY PROFILES

NAME:           Jean-Luc Perriwinkle Picard
OCCUPATION:     Starship Big Cheese
AGE:            94
BIRTHPLACE:     Paris, Terra Sector
EYES:           Grey
SKIN:           Tanned
HAIR:           Not much
LAST MAGAZINE READ:
                Lobes 'n' Probes, the Ferengi-Betazoid Sex Quarterly
TEA:            Earl Grey.  Hot.

EARL GREY NEVER VARIES.