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leverage, n.:
Even if someone doesn't care what the world thinks
about them, they always hope their mother doesn't find out.
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Lewis's Law of Travel:
The first piece of luggage out of the chute doesn't belong to anyone,
ever.
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Liar, n.:
A lawyer with a roving commission.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Liar:
one who tells an unpleasant truth.
-- Oliver Herford
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Lie, n.:
A very poor substitute for the truth, but the only one
discovered to date.
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Lieberman's Law:
Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
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life, n.:
A whim of several billion cells to be you for a while.
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life, n.:
Learning about people the hard way -- by being one.
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life, n.:
That brief interlude between nothingness and eternity.
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lighthouse, n.:
A tall building on the seashore in which the government
maintains a lamp and the friend of a politician.
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