Linux Art

When in doubt, have a man come through the door with a gun in his hand.
                -- Raymond Chandler

When one woman was asked how long she had been going to symphony concerts,
she paused to calculate and replied, "Forty-seven years -- and I find I mind
it less and less."
                -- Louise Andrews Kent

Where is John Carson now that we need him?
                -- RLG

While he was in New York on location for _Bronco Billy_ (1980), Clint
Eastwood agreed to a television interview.  His host, somewhat hostile,
began by defining a Clint Eastwood picture as a violent, ruthless,
lawless, and bloody piece of mayhem, and then asked Eastwood himself to
define a Clint Eastwood picture.  "To me," said Eastwood calmly, "what
a Clint Eastwood picture is, is one that I'm in."
                -- Boller and Davis, "Hollywood Anecdotes"

Whistler's mother is off her rocker.

Who is D.B. Cooper, and where is he now?

Who is John Galt?

Who is W.O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?

Who was that masked man?

Who's on first?