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Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
                -- Frank Zappa

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down.

X-rated movies are all alike ... the only thing they leave to the
imagination is the plot.

Yeah, that's me, Tracer Bullet.  I've got eight slugs in me.  One's lead,
the rest bourbon.  The drink packs a wallop, and I pack a revolver.  I'm
a private eye.
                -- "Calvin & Hobbes"

Year  Name                              James Bond      Book
----  --------------------------------  --------------  ----
50's  James Bond TV Series              Barry Nelson
1962  Dr. No                            Sean Connery    1958
1963  From Russia With Love             Sean Connery    1957
1964  Goldfinger                        Sean Connery    1959
1965  Thunderball                       Sean Connery    1961
1967* Casino Royale                     David Niven     1954
1967  You Only Live Twice               Sean Connery    1964
1969  On Her Majesty's Secret Service   George Lazenby  1963
1971  Diamonds Are Forever              Sean Connery    1956
1973  Live And Let Die                  Roger Moore     1955
1974  The Man With The Golden Gun       Roger Moore     1965
1977  The Spy Who Loved Me              Roger Moore     1962 (novelette)
1979  Moonraker                         Roger Moore     1955
1981  For Your Eyes Only                Roger Moore     1960 (novelette)
1983  Octopussy                         Roger Moore     1965
1983* Never Say Never Again             Sean Connery
1985  A View To A Kill                  Roger Moore     1960 (novelette)
1987  The Living Daylights              Timothy Dalton  1965 (novelette)
        * -- Not a Broccoli production.

Yevtushenko has... an ego that can crack crystal at a distance of twenty feet.
                -- John Cheever

        "You boys lookin' for trouble?"
        "Sure.  Whaddya got?"
                -- Marlon Brando, "The Wild Ones"

You're all clear now, kid.  Now blow this thing so we can all go home.
                -- Han Solo

"You've got to have a gimmick if your band sucks."
                -- Gary Giddens

Zero Mostel: That's it baby!  When you got it, flaunt it!  Flaunt it!
                -- Mel Brooks, "The Producers"