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                -- Bob & Ray

"Today, of course, it is considered very poor taste to use the F-word
except in major motion pictures."
                -- Dave Barry, "$#$%#^%!^%&@%@!"

Traveling through hyperspace isn't like dusting crops, boy.
                -- Han Solo

Trifles make perfection, and perfection is no trifle.
                -- Michelangelo

"Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense."

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
                -- Frank Lloyd Wright

Unprovided with original learning, unformed in the habits of thinking,
unskilled in the arts of composition, I resolved to write a book.
                -- Edward Gibbon

Use an accordion.  Go to jail.
                -- KFOG, San Francisco

Use what talents you possess: the woods would be very silent if no birds
sang there except those that sang best.
                -- Henry Van Dyke

Very few people do anything creative after the age of thirty-five.  The
reason is that very few people do anything creative before the age of
thirty-five.
                -- Joel Hildebrand