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Some men who fear that they are playing second fiddle aren't in the
band at all.

Some performers on television appear to be horrible people, but when
you finally get to know them in person, they turn out to be even worse.
                -- Avery

"Spare no expense to save money on this one."
                -- Samuel Goldwyn

Star Wars is adolescent nonsense; Close Encounters is obscurantist drivel;
Star Trek can turn your brains to puree of bat guano; and the greatest
science fiction series of all time is Doctor Who!  And I'll take you all
on, one-by-one or all in a bunch to back it up!
                -- Harlan Ellison

        "Surely you can't be serious."
        "I am serious, and stop calling me Shirley."
                -- "Airplane"

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
                -- Laurie Anderson

Tallulah Bankhead barged down the Nile last night as Cleopatra and sank.
                -- John Mason Brown, drama critic

Television -- the longest amateur night in history.
                -- Robert Carson

Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs.
        -- Alfred Hitchcock

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.
                -- Ann Landers