Linux Men Women

Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover.
But she can never catch him at it.

Many husbands go broke on the money their wives save on sales.

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of
insincerity possible between two human beings.
                -- Vicki Baum

Marriage causes dating problems.

Marriage is a ghastly public confession of a strictly private intention.

Marriage is a great institution -- but I'm not ready for an institution yet.
                -- Mae West

Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you'd be
surprised at the large number that re-enlist.
                -- James Garner

Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
                -- Roger Price

Marriage is an institution in which two undertake to become one, and one
undertakes to become nothing.