Linux Men Women

When a girl can read the handwriting on the wall, she may be in the wrong
rest room.

When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the
inattentions of one.
                -- Helen Rowland

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him
keep her.
                -- Sacha Guitry

When a woman gives me a present I have always two surprises:
first is the present, and afterward, having to pay for it.
                -- Donnay

When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband.
When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife.
                -- Oscar Wilde

When choosing between two evils, I always like to take the one I've never
tried before.
                -- Mae West, "Klondike Annie"

When God created two sexes, he may have been overdoing it.
                -- Charles Merrill Smith

When God saw how faulty was man He tried again and made woman.  As to
why he then stopped there are two opinions.  One of them is woman's.
                -- DeGourmont

When I was a young man, I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal
woman.  Well, I found her -- but alas, she was waiting for the ideal man.
                -- Robert Schuman

When I'm good, I'm great; but when I'm bad, I'm better.
                -- Mae West