Linux Men Women

Today when a man gets married he gets a home, a housekeeper, a cook, a cheering
squad and another paycheck.  When a woman marries, she gets a boarder.

Too much of a good thing is WONDERFUL.
                -- Mae West

Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your
own name.
                -- Joan Rivers

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin; but twenty years of
marriage make her something like a public building.
                -- Oscar Wilde

Two sure ways to tell a REALLY sexy man; the first is, he has a bad memory.
I forget the second.

Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world.
                -- Richard Armour

Valerie: Aww, Tom, you're going maudlin on me ...
Tom:     I reserve the right to wax maudlin as I wane eloquent ...
                -- Tom Chapin

Very few modern women either like or desire marriage, especially after the
ceremony has been performed.  Primarily women wish attention and affection.
Matrimony is something they accept when there is no alternative.  Really,
it is a waste of time, and hazardous, to marry them.  It leaves one open
to a rival.  Husbands, good or bad, always have rivals.  Lovers, never.
                -- Helen Lawrenson, "Esquire"

We were happily married for eight months.  Unfortunately, we were married
for four and a half years.
                -- Nick Faldo

We're all looking for a woman who can sit in a mini-skirt and talk
philosophy, executing both with confidence and style.