Linux Men Women

We're all looking for a woman who can sit in a mini-skirt and talk
philosophy, executing both with confidence and style.

Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
                -- John Heywood

Wedding rings are the world's smallest handcuffs.

Well, it's hard for a mere man to believe that woman doesn't have equal rights.
                -- Dwight D. Eisenhower

What a misfortune to be a woman!  And yet, the worst misfortune is not to
understand what a misfortune it is.
                -- Kierkegaard, 1813-1855.

What do you give a man who has everything?  Penicillin.
                -- Jerry Lester

        "What do you give a man who has everything?" the pretty teenager
asked her mother.
        "Encouragement, dear," she replied.

What nonsense people talk about happy marriages!  A man can be happy with
any woman so long as he doesn't love her.
                -- Oscar Wilde

What passes for woman's intuition is often nothing more than man's
transparency.
                -- George Nathan

What publishers are looking for these days isn't radical feminism.  It's
corporate feminism -- a brand of feminism designed to sell books and
magazines, three-piece suits, airline tickets, Scotch, cigarettes and,
most important, corporate America's message, which runs: Yes, women were
discriminated against in the past, but that unfortunate mistake has been
remedied; now every woman can attain wealth, prestige and power by dint
of individual rather than collective effort.
                -- Susan Gordon