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A billion seconds ago Harry Truman was president.
A billion minutes ago was just after the time of Christ.
A billion hours ago man had not yet walked on earth.
A billion dollars ago was late yesterday afternoon at the U.S. Treasury.
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Linux Politics: 6 of 693 |
A bureaucrat's idea of cleaning up his files is to make a copy of everything
before he destroys it.
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Linux Politics: 7 of 693 |
A candidate is a person who gets money from the rich and votes from the
poor to protect them from each other.
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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but
won't cross the street to vote in a national election.
-- Bill Vaughan
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A Difficulty for Every Solution.
-- Motto of the Federal Civil Service
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A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she'd look stout in a fur coat.
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A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you
actually look forward to the trip.
-- Caskie Stinnett, "Out of the Red"
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A diplomat's life consists of three things: protocol, Geritol, and alcohol.
-- Adlai Stevenson
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A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
-- Winston Churchill
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A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.
-- Adlai Stevenson
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