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Honesty is for the most part less profitable than dishonesty.
-- Plato
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Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
-- F.M. Hubbard
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| Linux Work: 136 of 630 |
Hotels are tired of getting ripped off. I checked into a hotel and they
had towels from my house.
-- Mark Guido
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| Linux Work: 137 of 630 |
How come everyone's going so slow if it's called rush hour?
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| Linux Work: 138 of 630 |
How come financial advisors never seem to be as wealthy as they
claim they'll make you?
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| Linux Work: 139 of 630 |
"How many people work here?"
"Oh, about half."
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| Linux Work: 140 of 630 |
Human resources are human first, and resources second.
-- J. Garbers
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| Linux Work: 141 of 630 |
"I am convinced that the manufacturers of carpet odor removing powder
have included encapsulated time released cat urine in their products.
This technology must be what prevented its distribution during my mom's
reign. My carpet smells like piss, and I don't have a cat. Better go
buy some more."
-- timw@zeb.USWest.COM
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I am more bored than you could ever possibly be. Go back to work.
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I attribute my success to intelligence, guts, determination, honesty,
ambition, and having enough money to buy people with those qualities.
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