Linux Work

If you had better tools, you could more effectively demonstrate your
total incompetence.

If you have to ask how much it is, you can't afford it.

If you hype something and it succeeds, you're a genius -- it wasn't a
hype.  If you hype it and it fails, then it was just a hype.
        -- Neil Bogart

If you sell diamonds, you cannot expect to have many customers.
But a diamond is a diamond even if there are no customers.
        -- Swami Prabhupada

If you suspect a man, don't employ him.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car
payments.
        -- Earl Wilson

If you want to know what god thinks of money, just look at the people he gave
it to.
        -- Dorthy Parker

If you want to put yourself on the map, publish your own map.

If you would know the value of money, go try to borrow some.
        -- Ben Franklin

    If you're like most homeowners, you're afraid that many repairs
around your home are too difficult to tackle.  So, when your furnace
explodes, you call in a so-called professional to fix it.  The
"professional" arrives in a truck with lettering on the sides and deposits a
large quantity of tools and two assistants who spend the better part of the
week in your basement whacking objects at random with heavy wrenches, after
which the "professional" returns and gives you a bill for slightly more
money than it would cost you to run a successful campaign for the U.S.
Senate.
    And that's why you've decided to start doing things yourself. You
figure, "If those guys can fix my furnace, then so can I.  How difficult can
it be?"
    Very difficult.  In fact, most home projects are impossible, which
is why you should do them yourself.  There is no point in paying other
people to screw things up when you can easily screw them up yourself for far
less money.  This article can help you.
        -- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw"