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A boss with no humor is like a job that's no fun.
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Linux Work: 5 of 630 |
A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well
as afterward.
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Linux Work: 6 of 630 |
A businessman is a hybrid of a dancer and a calculator.
-- Paul Valery
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A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours.
-- Milton Berle
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A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain.
-- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough For Love"
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A committee takes root and grows, it flowers, wilts and dies, scattering the
seed from which other committees will bloom.
-- Parkinson
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A commune is where people join together to share their lack of wealth.
-- R. Stallman
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A company is known by the men it keeps.
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Linux Work: 12 of 630 |
A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it
is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.
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A continuing flow of paper is sufficient to continue the flow of paper.
-- Dyer
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