Linux Work

Our country has plenty of good five-cent cigars, but the trouble is
they charge fifteen cents for them.

Our policy is, when in doubt, do the right thing.
        -- Roy L. Ash, ex-president, Litton Industries

Overdrawn?  But I still have checks left!

Owe no man any thing...
        -- Romans 13:8

People are always available for work in the past tense.

People seem to think that the blanket phrase, "I only work here," absolves
them utterly from any moral obligation in terms of the public -- but this
was precisely Eichmann's excuse for his job in the concentration camps.

People will buy anything that's one to a customer.

Please keep your hands off the secretary's reproducing equipment.

Please try to limit the amount of "this room doesn't have any bazingas"
until you are told that those rooms are "punched out."  Once punched out,
we have a right to complain about atrocities, missing bazingas, and such.
        -- N. Meyrowitz

    Plumbing is one of the easier of do-it-yourself activities,
requiring only a few simple tools and a willingness to stick your arm into a
clogged toilet.  In fact, you can solve many home plumbing problems, such as
annoying faucet drip, merely by turning up the radio.  But before we get
into specific techniques, let's look at how plumbing works.
    A plumbing system is very much like your electrical system, except
that instead of electricity, it has water, and instead of wires, it has
pipes, and instead of radios and waffle irons, it has faucets and toilets.
So the truth is that your plumbing systems is nothing at all like your
electrical system, which is good, because electricity can kill you.
        -- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw"