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Owe no man any thing...
        -- Romans 13:8
 
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People are always available for work in the past tense.
 
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People seem to think that the blanket phrase, "I only work here," absolves
them utterly from any moral obligation in terms of the public -- but this
was precisely Eichmann's excuse for his job in the concentration camps.
 
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
 
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Please keep your hands off the secretary's reproducing equipment.
 
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Please try to limit the amount of "this room doesn't have any bazingas"
until you are told that those rooms are "punched out."  Once punched out,
we have a right to complain about atrocities, missing bazingas, and such.
        -- N. Meyrowitz
 
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    Plumbing is one of the easier of do-it-yourself activities,
requiring only a few simple tools and a willingness to stick your arm into a
clogged toilet.  In fact, you can solve many home plumbing problems, such as
annoying faucet drip, merely by turning up the radio.  But before we get
into specific techniques, let's look at how plumbing works.
    A plumbing system is very much like your electrical system, except
that instead of electricity, it has water, and instead of wires, it has
pipes, and instead of radios and waffle irons, it has faucets and toilets.
So the truth is that your plumbing systems is nothing at all like your
electrical system, which is good, because electricity can kill you.
        -- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw"
 
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Porsche: there simply is no substitute.
        -- Risky Business
 
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Possessions increase to fill the space available for their storage.
        -- Ryan
 
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Practical people would be more practical if they would take a little
more time for dreaming.
        -- J. P. McEvoy
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