Linux Work

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work.
        -- Richard Bach, "Illusions"

The more pretentious a corporate name, the smaller the organization.  (For
instance, The Murphy Center for Codification of Human and Organizational Law,
contrasted to IBM, GM, AT&T ...)

The most delightful day after the one on which you buy a cottage in
the country is the one on which you resell it.
        -- J. Brecheux

The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to
watch someone else doing it wrong, without commenting.
        -- T.H. White

The one day you'd sell your soul for something, souls are a glut.

The only problem with being a man of leisure is that you can never stop
and take a rest.

The only promotion rules I can think of are that a sense of shame is to
be avoided at all costs and there is never any reason for a hustler to
be less cunning than more virtuous men.  Oh yes ... whenever you think
you've got something really great, add ten per cent more.
        -- Bill Veeck

The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has
already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished,
and put inside boxes.
        -- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw"

The opossum is a very sophisticated animal.  It doesn't even get up
until 5 or 6 PM.

The optimum committee has no members.
        -- Norman Augustine