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Linux Work:  496 of 630

The trouble with money is it costs too much!
 
Linux Work:  497 of 630

The trouble with opportunity is that it always comes disguised as hard work.
        -- Herbert V. Prochnow
 
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The trouble with the rat-race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
        -- Lily Tomlin
 
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The two most beautiful words in the English language are "Cheque Enclosed."
        -- Dorothy Parker
 
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The use of money is all the advantage there is to having money.
        -- B. Franklin
 
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The wages of sin are high but you get your money's worth.
 
Linux Work:  502 of 630

The wages of sin are unreported.
 
Linux Work:  503 of 630

The way to make a small fortune in the commodities market is to start
with a large fortune.
 
Linux Work:  504 of 630

The Worst Car Hire Service
    When David Schwartz left university in 1972, he set up Rent-a-wreck
as a joke.  Being a natural prankster, he acquired a fleet of beat-up
shabby, wreckages waiting for the scrap heap in California.
    He put on a cap and looked forward to watching people's faces as he
conducted them round the choice of bumperless, dented junkmobiles.
    To his lasting surprise there was an insatiable demand for them and
he now has 26 thriving branches all over America.  "People like driving
round in the worst cars available," he said.  Of course they do.
    "If a driver damages the side of a car and is honest enough to
admit it, I tell him, `Forget it'.  If they bring a car back late we
overlook it.  If they've had a crash and it doesn't involve another vehicle
we might overlook that too."
    "Where's the ashtray?" asked on Los Angeles wife, as she settled
into the ripped interior.  "Honey," said her husband, "the whole car's the
ash tray."
        -- Stephen Pile, "The Book of Heroic Failures"
 
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Their idea of an offer you can't refuse is an offer... and you'd better
not refuse.
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