Linux Work

We're living in a golden age.  All you need is gold.
        -- D.W. Robertson.

Weekend, where are you?

What good is a ticket to the good life, if you can't find the entrance?

What I mean (and everybody else means) by the word QUALITY cannot be
broken down into subjects and predicates.  This is not because Quality
is so mysterious but because Quality is so simple, immediate, and direct.
        -- R. Pirsig, "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance"

What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do.

What sin has not been committed in the name of efficiency?

What the large print giveth, the small print taketh away.

What they said:
    What they meant:

"I recommend this candidate with no qualifications whatsoever."
    (Yes, that about sums it up.)
"The amount of mathematics she knows will surprise you."
    (And I recommend not giving that school a dime...)
"I simply can't say enough good things about him."
    (What a screw-up.)
"I am pleased to say that this candidate is a former colleague of mine."
    (I can't tell you how happy I am that she left our firm.)
"When this person left our employ, we were quite hopeful he would go
a long way with his skills."
    (We hoped he'd go as far as possible.)
"You won't find many people like her."
    (In fact, most people can't stand being around her.)
"I cannot reccommend him too highly."
    (However, to the best of my knowledge, he has never committed a
     felony in my presence.)

What they said:
    What they meant:

"If you knew this person as well as I know him, you would think as much
of him as I do."
    (Or as little, to phrase it slightly more accurately.)
"Her input was always critical."
    (She never had a good word to say.)
"I have no doubt about his capability to do good work."
    (And it's nonexistent.)
"This candidate would lend balance to a department like yours, which
already has so many outstanding members."
    (Unless you already have a moron.)
"His presentation to my seminar last semester was truly remarkable:
one unbelievable result after another."
    (And we didn't believe them, either.)
"She is quite uniform in her approach to any function you may assign her."
    (In fact, to life in general...)

What they said:
    What they meant:

"You will be fortunate if you can get him to work for you."
    (We certainly never succeeded.)
There is no other employee with whom I can adequately compare him.
    (Well, our rats aren't really employees...)
"Success will never spoil him."
    (Well, at least not MUCH more.)
"One usually comes away from him with a good feeling."
    (And such a sigh of relief.)
"His dissertation is the sort of work you don't expect to see these days;
in it he has definitely demonstrated his complete capabilities."
    (And his IQ, as well.)
"He should go far."
    (The farther the better.)
"He will take full advantage of his staff."
    (He even has one of them mowing his lawn after work.)