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What this country needs is a good five dollar plasma weapon.
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| Linux Work: 584 of 630 |
What we need in this country, instead of Daylight Savings Time, which nobody
really understands anyway, is a new concept called Weekday Morning Time,
whereby at 7 a.m. every weekday we go into a space-launch-style "hold" for
two to three hours, during which it just remains 7 a.m. This way we could
all wake up via a civilized gradual process of stretching and belching and
scratching, and it would still be only 7 a.m. when we were ready to actually
emerge from bed.
-- Dave Barry, "$#$%#^%!^%&@%@!"
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| Linux Work: 585 of 630 |
Whatever is not nailed down is mine. Whatever I can pry up is not nailed down.
-- Collis P. Huntingdon, railroad tycoon
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| Linux Work: 586 of 630 |
When a Banker jumps out of a window, jump after him--that's where the money is.
-- Robespierre
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| Linux Work: 587 of 630 |
When a fellow says, "It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,"
it's the money.
-- Kim Hubbard
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| Linux Work: 588 of 630 |
When all else fails, read the instructions.
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| Linux Work: 589 of 630 |
When I works, I works hard.
When I sits, I sits easy.
And when I thinks, I goes to sleep.
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| Linux Work: 590 of 630 |
When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder.
-- James H. Boren
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| Linux Work: 591 of 630 |
When it is not necessary to make a decision, it is necessary not to
make a decision.
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| Linux Work: 592 of 630 |
When properly administered, vacations do not diminish productivity: for
every week you're away and get nothing done, there's another when your boss
is away and you get twice as much done.
-- Daniel B. Luten
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