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Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still
be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.
-- Snoopy
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You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.
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You can fool all the people all of the time if the advertising is right
and the budget is big enough.
-- Joseph E. Levine
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You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements.
-- Norman Douglas
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You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred.
-- Superchicken
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You know, the difference between this company and the Titanic is that the
Titanic had paying customers.
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You or I must yield up his life to Ahrimanes. I would rather it were you.
I should have no hesitation in sacrificing my own life to spare yours, but
we take stock next week, and it would not be fair on the company.
-- J. Wellington Wells
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