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I want a WESSON OIL lease!!
 
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I want another RE-WRITE on my CAESAR SALAD!!
 
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I want EARS!  I want two ROUND BLACK EARS to make me feel warm 'n
secure!!
 
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... I want FORTY-TWO TRYNEL FLOATATION SYSTEMS installed within
SIX AND A HALF HOURS!!!
 
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I want the presidency so bad I can already taste the hors d'oeuvres.
 
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I want to dress you up as TALLULAH BANKHEAD and cover you with VASELINE
and WHEAT THINS ...
 
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I want to kill everyone here with a cute colorful Hydrogen Bomb!!
 
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I want to perform cranial activities with Tuesday Weld!!
 
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... I want to perform cranial activities with Tuesday Weld!!
 
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I want to read my new poem about pork brains and outer space ...
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