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I want to so HAPPY, the VEINS in my neck STAND OUT!!
 
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I want you to MEMORIZE the collected poems of EDNA ST VINCENT MILLAY
... BACKWARDS!!
 
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I want you to organize my PASTRY trays ... my TEA-TINS are gleaming in
formation like a ROW of DRUM MAJORETTES -- please don't be FURIOUS with
me --
 
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I was born in a Hostess Cupcake factory before the sexual revolution!
 
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I was making donuts and now I'm on a bus!
 
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I wish I was a sex-starved manicurist found dead in the Bronx!!
 
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I wish I was on a Cincinnati street corner holding a clean dog!
 
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I wonder if BOB GUCCIONE has these problems!
 
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I wonder if I could ever get started in the credit world?
 
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I wonder if I ought to tell them about my PREVIOUS LIFE as a COMPLETE
STRANGER?
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