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I wonder if I should put myself in ESCROW!!
 
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I wonder if there's anything GOOD on tonight?
 
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I would like to urinate in an OVULAR, porcelain pool --
 
Freebsd Zippy:  234 of 549

I'd like MY data-base JULIENNED and stir-fried!
 
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I'd like some JUNK FOOD ... and then I want to be ALONE --
 
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I'll eat ANYTHING that's BRIGHT BLUE!!
 
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I'll show you MY telex number if you show me YOURS ...
 
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I'm a fuschia bowling ball somewhere in Brittany
 
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I'm a GENIUS!  I want to dispute sentence structure with SUSAN
SONTAG!!
 
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I'm a nuclear submarine under the polar ice cap and I need a Kleenex!
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