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I'm GLAD I remembered to XEROX all my UNDERSHIRTS!!
 
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I'm gliding over a NUCLEAR WASTE DUMP near ATLANTA, Georgia!!
 
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I'm having a BIG BANG THEORY!!
 
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I'm having a MID-WEEK CRISIS!
 
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I'm having a RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE ... and I don't take any DRUGS
 
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I'm having a tax-deductible experience!  I need an energy crunch!!
 
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I'm having an emotional outburst!!
 
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I'm having an EMOTIONAL OUTBURST!!  But, uh, WHY is there a WAFFLE in
my PAJAMA POCKET??
 
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I'm having BEAUTIFUL THOUGHTS about the INSIPID WIVES of smug and
wealthy CORPORATE LAWYERS ...
 
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I'm having fun HITCHHIKING to CINCINNATI or FAR ROCKAWAY!!
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