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... I'm IMAGINING a sensuous GIRAFFE, CAVORTING in the BACK ROOM
of a KOSHER DELI --
 
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I'm in direct contact with many advanced fun CONCEPTS.
 
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I'm into SOFTWARE!
 
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I'm meditating on the FORMALDEHYDE and the ASBESTOS leaking into my
PERSONAL SPACE!!
 
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I'm mentally OVERDRAWN!  What's that SIGNPOST up ahead?  Where's ROD
STERLING when you really need him?
 
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I'm not an Iranian!!  I voted for Dianne Feinstein!!
 
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I'm not available for comment..
 
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I'm pretending I'm pulling in a TROUT!  Am I doing it correctly??
 
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I'm pretending that we're all watching PHIL SILVERS instead of RICARDO
MONTALBAN!
 
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I'm QUIETLY reading the latest issue of "BOWLING WORLD" while my wife
and two children stand QUIETLY BY ...
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