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Freebsd Zippy

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Freebsd Zippy:  281 of 549

I'm wet!  I'm wild!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  282 of 549

I'm young ... I'm HEALTHY ... I can HIKE THRU CAPT GROGAN'S LUMBAR
REGIONS!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  283 of 549

I'm ZIPPY the PINHEAD and I'm totally committed to the festive mode.
 
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I've got a COUSIN who works in the GARMENT DISTRICT ...
 
Freebsd Zippy:  285 of 549

I've got an IDEA!!  Why don't I STARE at you so HARD, you forget your
SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER!!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  286 of 549

I've read SEVEN MILLION books!!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  287 of 549

... ich bin in einem dusenjet ins jahr 53 vor chr ... ich lande im
antiken Rom ...  einige gladiatoren spielen scrabble ... ich rieche
PIZZA ...
 
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If a person is FAMOUS in this country, they have to go on the ROAD for
MONTHS at a time and have their name misspelled on the SIDE of a
GREYHOUND SCENICRUISER!!
 
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If elected, Zippy pledges to each and every American a 55-year-old
houseboy ...
 
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If I am elected no one will ever have to do their laundry again!
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