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Freebsd Zippy:  301 of 549

INSIDE, I have the same personality disorder as LUCY RICARDO!!
 
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Inside, I'm already SOBBING!
 
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Is a tattoo real, like a curb or a battleship?  Or are we suffering in
Safeway?
 
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Is he the MAGIC INCA carrying a FROG on his shoulders??  Is the FROG
his GUIDELIGHT??  It is curious that a DOG runs already on the
ESCALATOR ...
 
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Is it 1974?  What's for SUPPER?  Can I spend my COLLEGE FUND in one
wild afternoon??
 
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Is it clean in other dimensions?
 
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Is it NOUVELLE CUISINE when 3 olives are struggling with a scallop in a
plate of SAUCE MORNAY?
 
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Is something VIOLENT going to happen to a GARBAGE CAN?
 
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Is this an out-take from the "BRADY BUNCH"?
 
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Is this going to involve RAW human ecstasy?
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