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JAPAN is a WONDERFUL planet -- I wonder if we'll ever reach their level
of COMPARATIVE SHOPPING ...
 
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Jesuit priests are DATING CAREER DIPLOMATS!!
 
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Jesus is my POSTMASTER GENERAL ...
 
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Kids, don't gross me off ... "Adventures with MENTAL HYGIENE" can be
carried too FAR!
 
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Kids, the seven basic food groups are GUM, PUFF PASTRY, PIZZA,
PESTICIDES, ANTIBIOTICS, NUTRA-SWEET and MILK DUDS!!
 
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Laundry is the fifth dimension!!  ... um ... um ... th' washing machine
is a black hole and the pink socks are bus drivers who just fell in!!
 
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LBJ, LBJ, how many JOKES did you tell today??!
 
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Leona, I want to CONFESS things to you ... I want to WRAP you in a
SCARLET ROBE trimmed with POLYVINYL CHLORIDE ... I want to EMPTY your
ASHTRAYS ...
 
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Let me do my TRIBUTE to FISHNET STOCKINGS ...
 
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Let's all show human CONCERN for REVERAND MOON's legal difficulties!!
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