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Now I understand the meaning of "THE MOD SQUAD"!
 
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Now I'm being INVOLUNTARILY shuffled closer to the CLAM DIP with the
BROKEN PLASTIC FORKS in it!!
 
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Now I'm concentrating on a specific tank battle toward the end of World
War II!
 
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Now I'm having INSIPID THOUGHTS about the beautiful, round wives of
HOLLYWOOD MOVIE MOGULS encased in PLEXIGLASS CARS and being approached
by SMALL BOYS selling FRUIT ...
 
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Now KEN and BARBIE are PERMANENTLY ADDICTED to MIND-ALTERING DRUGS ...
 
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Now my EMOTIONAL RESOURCES are heavily committed to 23% of the SMELTING
and REFINING industry of the state of NEVADA!!
 
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Now that I have my "APPLE", I comprehend COST ACCOUNTING!!
 
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... Now, it's time to "HAVE A NAGEELA"!!
 
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Now, let's SEND OUT for QUICHE!!
 
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