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Freebsd Zippy:  486 of 549

When you get your PH.D. will you get able to work at BURGER KING?
 
Freebsd Zippy:  487 of 549

When you said "HEAVILY FORESTED" it reminded me of an overdue CLEANING
BILL ... Don't you SEE?  O'Grogan SWALLOWED a VALUABLE COIN COLLECTION
and HAD to murder the ONLY MAN who KNEW!!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  488 of 549

Where do your SOCKS go when you lose them in th' WASHER?
 
Freebsd Zippy:  489 of 549

Where does it go when you flush?
 
Freebsd Zippy:  490 of 549

Where's SANDY DUNCAN?
 
Freebsd Zippy:  491 of 549

Where's th' DAFFY DUCK EXHIBIT??
 
Freebsd Zippy:  492 of 549

Where's the Coke machine?  Tell me a joke!!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  493 of 549

While my BRAINPAN is being refused service in BURGER KING, Jesuit
priests are DATING CAREER DIPLOMATS!!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  494 of 549

While you're chewing, think of STEVEN SPIELBERG'S bank account ...  his
will have the same effect as two "STARCH BLOCKERS"!
 
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WHO sees a BEACH BUNNY sobbing on a SHAG RUG?!
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