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Freebsd Zippy:  71 of 549

Don't hit me!!  I'm in the Twilight Zone!!!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  72 of 549

Don't SANFORIZE me!!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  73 of 549

Don't worry, nobody really LISTENS to lectures in MOSCOW, either! ...
FRENCH, HISTORY, ADVANCED CALCULUS, COMPUTER PROGRAMMING, BLACK
STUDIES, SOCIOBIOLOGY! ...  Are there any QUESTIONS??
 
Freebsd Zippy:  74 of 549

Edwin Meese made me wear CORDOVANS!!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  75 of 549

Eisenhower!!  Your mimeograph machine upsets my stomach!!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  76 of 549

Either CONFESS now or we go to "PEOPLE'S COURT"!!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  77 of 549

Everybody gets free BORSCHT!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  78 of 549

Everybody is going somewhere!!  It's probably a garage sale or a
disaster Movie!!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  79 of 549

Everywhere I look I see NEGATIVITY and ASPHALT ...
 
Freebsd Zippy:  80 of 549

Excuse me, but didn't I tell you there's NO HOPE for the survival of
OFFSET PRINTING?
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