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Linux Ethnic:  101 of 161

The best case:     Get salary from America, build a house in England,
                        live with a Japanese wife, and eat Chinese food.
Pretty good case:  Get salary from England, build a house in America,
                        live with a Chinese wife, and eat Japanese food.
The worst case:    Get salary from China, build a house in Japan,
                        live with a British wife, and eat American food.
                --Bungei Shunju, a popular Japanese magazine
 
Linux Ethnic:  102 of 161

The best thing that comes out of Iowa is I-80.
 
Linux Ethnic:  103 of 161

The big cities of America are becoming Third World countries.
                -- Nora Ephron
 
Linux Ethnic:  104 of 161

The British are coming!  The British are coming!
 
Linux Ethnic:  105 of 161

The climate of Bombay is such that its inhabitants have to live elsewhere.
 
Linux Ethnic:  106 of 161

The curse of the Irish is not that they don't know the words to a song --
it's that they know them *all*.
                -- Susan Dooley
 
Linux Ethnic:  107 of 161

The Czechs announced after Sputnik that they, too, would launch a satellite.
Of course, it would orbit Sputnik, not Earth!
 
Linux Ethnic:  108 of 161

The difference between America and England is that the English think 100
miles is a long distance and the Americans think 100 years is a long time.
 
Linux Ethnic:  109 of 161

The English country gentleman galloping after a fox -- the unspeakable
in full pursuit of the uneatable.
                -- Oscar Wilde, "A Woman of No Importance"
 
Linux Ethnic:  110 of 161

The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach
their children to speak it.
                -- G. B. Shaw
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