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Linux Ethnic:  144 of 161

Visit beautiful Vergas, Minnesota.
 
Linux Ethnic:  145 of 161

Visit beautiful Wisconsin Dells.
 
Linux Ethnic:  146 of 161

Visit[1] the beautiful Smoky Mountains!

[1] visit, v.:
        Come for a week, spend too much money and pay lots of hidden taxes,
        then leave.  We'll be happy to see your money again next year.
        You can save time by simply sending the money, if you're too busy.
 
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We don't care how they do it in New York.
 
Linux Ethnic:  148 of 161

Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the men are strong, the women are pretty,
and the children are above-average.
                -- Garrison Keillor
 
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What kind of sordid business are you on now?  I mean, man, whither
goest thou?  Whither goest thou, America, in thy shiny car in the night?
                -- Jack Kerouac
 
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Whatever doesn't succeed in two months and a half in California will
never succeed.
                -- Rev. Henry Durant, founder of the University of California
 
Linux Ethnic:  151 of 161

When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life.
                -- Samuel Johnson
 
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When does summertime come to Minnesota, you ask?  Well, last year, I
think it was a Tuesday.
 
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When I first arrived in this country I had only fifteen cents in my pocket
and a willingness to compromise.
                -- Weber cartoon caption
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