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Linux Ethnic:  41 of 161

        Here is the fact of the week, maybe even the fact of the month.
According to probably reliable sources, the Coca-Cola people are experiencing
severe marketing anxiety in China.
        The words "Coca-Cola" translate into Chinese as either (depending
on the inflection) "wax-fattened mare" or "bite the wax tadpole".
        Bite the wax tadpole.
        There is a sort of rough justice, is there not?
        The trouble with this fact, as lovely as it is, is that it's hard
to get a whole column out of it. I'd like to teach the world to bite a wax
tadpole.  Coke -- it's the real wax-fattened mare.  Not bad, but broad
satiric vistas do not open up.
                -- John Carrol, The San Francisco Chronicle
 
Linux Ethnic:  42 of 161

"His great aim was to escape from civilization, and, as soon as he had
money, he went to Southern California."
 
Linux Ethnic:  43 of 161

Historians have now definitely established that Juan Cabrillo, discoverer
of California, was not looking for Kansas, thus setting a precedent that
continues to this day.
                -- Wayne Shannon
 
Linux Ethnic:  44 of 161

Houdini escaping from New Jersey!

Film at eleven.
 
Linux Ethnic:  45 of 161

How many priests are needed for a Boston Mass?
 
Linux Ethnic:  46 of 161

I am just a nice, clean-cut Mongolian boy.
        -- Yul Brynner, 1956
 
Linux Ethnic:  47 of 161

I am, in point of fact, a particularly haughty and exclusive person, of
pre-Adamite ancestral descent.  You will understand this when I tell you
that I can trace my ancestry back to a protoplasmal primordial atomic
globule.  Consequently, my family pride is something inconceivable.  I
can't help it.  I was born sneering.
                -- Pooh-Bah, "The Mikado"
 
Linux Ethnic:  48 of 161

I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British.
 
Linux Ethnic:  49 of 161

I have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per cent an idiot.
                -- George Bernard Shaw
 
Linux Ethnic:  50 of 161

I shot an arrow in to the air, and it stuck.
                -- graffito in Los Angeles

On a clear day,
U.C.L.A.
                -- graffito in San Francisco

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our
lungs there'd be no place to put it all.
                -- Robert Orben
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