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Linux Ethnic:  51 of 161

I'm going through my "I want to go back to New York" phase today.  Happens
every six months or so.  So, I thought, perhaps unwisely, that I'd share
it with you.

> In New York in the winter it is million degrees below zero and
  the wind travels at a million miles an hour down 5th avenue.
> And in LA it's 72.

> In New York in the summer it is a million degrees and the humidity
  is a million percent.
> And in LA it's 72.

> In New York there are a million interesting people.
> And in LA there are 72.
 
Linux Ethnic:  52 of 161

"I'm in Pittsburgh.  Why am I here?"
                -- Harold Urey, Nobel Laureate
 
Linux Ethnic:  53 of 161

If all the Chinese simultaneously jumped into the Pacific off a 10 foot
platform erected 10 feet off their coast, it would cause a tidal wave
that would destroy everything in this country west of Nebraska.
 
Linux Ethnic:  54 of 161

Illinois isn't exactly the land that God forgot -- it's more like the
land He's trying to ignore.
 
Linux Ethnic:  55 of 161

In 1880 the French captured Detroit but gave it back ... they couldn't
get parts.
 
Linux Ethnic:  56 of 161

In America, it's not how much an item costs, it's how much you save.
 
Linux Ethnic:  57 of 161

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations --
it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir.
                -- Stuart Keate
 
Linux Ethnic:  58 of 161

In California they don't throw their garbage away -- they make it into
television shows.
                -- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall"
 
Linux Ethnic:  59 of 161

In Minnesota they ask why all football fields in Iowa have artificial turf.
It's so the cheerleaders won't graze during the game.
 
Linux Ethnic:  60 of 161

Indiana is a state dedicated to basketball.  Basketball, soybeans, hogs and
basketball.  Berkeley, needless to say, is not nearly as athletic.  Berkeley
is dedicated to coffee, angst, potholes and coffee.
                -- Carolyn Jones
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