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Linux Ethnic:  63 of 161

Inglish Spocken Hier: some mangled translations

        Various signs in Poland:

                Right turn toward immediate outside.

                Go soothingly in the snow, as there lurk the ski demons.

                Five o'clock tea at all hours.

        In a men's washroom in Sidney:

                Shake excess water from hands, push button to start,
                rub hands rapidly under air outlet and wipe hands
                on front of shirt.

                -- Colin Bowles, San Francisco Chronicle
Linux Ethnic:  64 of 161

Iowans ask why Minnesotans don't drink more Kool-Aid.  That's because
they can't figure out how to get two quarts of water into one of those
little paper envelopes.
Linux Ethnic:  65 of 161

Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angeles to San Francisco live there?
                -- Herb Caen
Linux Ethnic:  66 of 161

It's hard to argue that God hated Oklahoma.  If He didn't, why is it so
close to Texas?
Linux Ethnic:  67 of 161

It's not Camelot, but it's not Cleveland, either.
                -- Kevin White, Mayor of Boston
Linux Ethnic:  68 of 161

It's not enough to be Hungarian; you must have talent too.
                -- Alexander Korda
Linux Ethnic:  69 of 161

It's odd, and a little unsettling, to reflect upon the fact that
English is the only major language in which "I" is capitalized; in many
other languages "You" is capitalized and the "i" is lower case.
                -- Sydney J. Harris
Linux Ethnic:  70 of 161

It's really quite a simple choice: Life, Death, or Los Angeles.
Linux Ethnic:  71 of 161

Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval, and everything else
follows in the same way.
                -- Alan J. Perlis
Linux Ethnic:  72 of 161

Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made
sense from things she found in gift shops.
                -- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
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