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Linux Food:  74 of 198

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
                -- Totie Fields
 

Linux Food:  75 of 198

If at first you fricasee, fry, fry again.
 

Linux Food:  76 of 198

If food be the music of love, eat up, eat up.
 

Linux Food:  77 of 198

If puns were deli meat, this would be the wurst.
 

Linux Food:  78 of 198

If you are what you eat, does that mean Euell Gibbons really was a nut?
 

Linux Food:  79 of 198

If you put your supper dish to your ear you can hear the sounds of a
restaurant.
                -- Snoopy
 

Linux Food:  80 of 198

If you see an onion ring -- answer it!
 

Linux Food:  81 of 198

If you stew apples like cranberries, they taste more like prunes than
rhubarb does.
                -- Groucho Marx
 

Linux Food:  82 of 198

If you waste your time cooking, you'll miss the next meal.
 

Linux Food:  83 of 198

If you're going to America, bring your own food.
                -- Fran Lebowitz, "Social Studies"
 

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