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Fortune: 94 - 103 of 198 from Linux Food

Linux Food:  94 of 198

Killing turkeys causes winter.
 
Linux Food:  95 of 198

Kissing don't last, cookery do.
                -- George Meredith
 
Linux Food:  96 of 198

Kitchen activity is highlighted.  Butter up a friend.
 
Linux Food:  97 of 198

Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up
the pillow was gone.
                -- Tommy Cooper
 
Linux Food:  98 of 198

Last week's pet, this week's special.
 
Linux Food:  99 of 198

Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
 
Linux Food:  100 of 198

Life is like a bowl of soup with hairs floating on it.  You have to
eat it nevertheless.
                -- Flaubert
 
Linux Food:  101 of 198

"Life is like a buffet; it's not good but there's plenty of it."
 
Linux Food:  102 of 198

Life is like a tin of sardines.  We're, all of us, looking for the key.
                -- Beyond the Fringe
 
Linux Food:  103 of 198

Life is like an egg stain on your chin -- you can lick it, but it still
won't go away.
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