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Linux Food:  79 of 198

If you put your supper dish to your ear you can hear the sounds of a
restaurant.
                -- Snoopy
 
Linux Food:  80 of 198

If you see an onion ring -- answer it!
 
Linux Food:  81 of 198

If you stew apples like cranberries, they taste more like prunes than
rhubarb does.
                -- Groucho Marx
 
Linux Food:  82 of 198

If you waste your time cooking, you'll miss the next meal.
 
Linux Food:  83 of 198

If you're going to America, bring your own food.
                -- Fran Lebowitz, "Social Studies"
 
Linux Food:  84 of 198

If your bread is stale, make toast.
 
Linux Food:  85 of 198

In Mexico we have a word for sushi: bait.
                -- Josi Simon
 
Linux Food:  86 of 198

Is there life before breakfast?
 
Linux Food:  87 of 198

It is a hard matter, my fellow citizens, to argue with the belly,
since it has no ears.
                -- Marcus Porcius Cato
 
Linux Food:  88 of 198

IT MAKES ME MAD when I go to all the trouble of having Marta cook up about
a hundred drumsticks, then the guy at Marineland says, "You can't throw
that chicken to the dolphins. They eat fish."

Sure they eat fish if that's all you give them!  Man, wise up.
                -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
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