Linux Food

Most people eat as though they were fattening themselves for market.
                -- E.W. Howe

Mountain Dew and doughnuts...  because breakfast is the most important meal
of the day.

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four.  Unless there
are three other people.
                -- Orson Welles

My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, baloney, cheddar cheese, lettuce
and mayonnaise on toasted bread with catsup on the side.
                -- Senator Hubert Humphrey

My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.

Never drink coke in a moving elevator.  The elevator's motion coupled with
the chemicals in coke produce hallucinations.  People tend to change into
lizards and attack without warning, and large bats usually fly in the
window.  Additionally, you begin to believe that elevators have windows.

Never eat anything bigger than your head.

Never eat more than you can lift.
                -- Miss Piggy

No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after
eating one peanut.
                -- Channing Pollock

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
                -- Charlie Brown