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Linux Food:  147 of 198

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served
the family nothing but leftovers.  The original meal has never been found.
                -- Calvin Trillin
 
Linux Food:  148 of 198

"The National Association of Theater Concessionaires reported that in
1986, 60% of all candy sold in movie theaters was sold to Roger Ebert."
                -- D. Letterman
 
Linux Food:  149 of 198

The number of feet in a yard is directly proportional to the success
of the barbecue.
 
Linux Food:  150 of 198

The number of licorice gumballs you get out of a gumball machine
increases in direct proportion to how much you hate licorice.
 
Linux Food:  151 of 198

The only thing better than love is milk.
 
Linux Food:  152 of 198

The reason it's called "Grape Nuts" is that it contains "dextrose", which is
also sometimes called "grape sugar," and also because "Grape Nuts" is
catchier, in terms of marketing, than "A Cross Between Gerbil Food and
Gravel," which is what it tastes like.
                -- Dave Barry, "Tips for Writer's"
 
Linux Food:  153 of 198

The scene: in a vast, painted desert, a cowboy faces his horse.

Cowboy: "Well, you've been a pretty good hoss, I guess.  Hardworkin'.
        Not the fastest critter I ever come acrost, but..."

Horse:  "No, stupid, not feed*back*.  I said I wanted a feed*bag*.
 
Linux Food:  154 of 198

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later
you're hungry again.
                -- George Miller
 
Linux Food:  155 of 198

The way to a man's stomach is through his esophagus.
 
Linux Food:  156 of 198

There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be
offered: entertainment, food, and affection. It is customary to begin a
series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of
food, and the merest suggestion of affection. As the amount of affection
increases, the entertainment can be reduced proportionately. When the
affection IS the entertainment, we no longer call it dating. Under no
circumstances can the food be omitted.
                -- Miss Manners' Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behaviour
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