Linux Food

The way to a man's stomach is through his esophagus.

There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be
offered: entertainment, food, and affection. It is customary to begin a
series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of
food, and the merest suggestion of affection. As the amount of affection
increases, the entertainment can be reduced proportionately. When the
affection IS the entertainment, we no longer call it dating. Under no
circumstances can the food be omitted.
                -- Miss Manners' Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behaviour

There are times when truth is stranger than fiction and lunch time is one
of them.

There are twenty-five people left in the world, and twenty-seven of
them are hamburgers.
                -- Ed Sanders

There is more simplicity in the man who eats caviar on impulse than in the
man who eats Grape-Nuts on principle.
                -- G.K. Chesterton

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
                -- George Bernard Shaw

There's always free cheese in a mousetrap.

There's nothing like the face of a kid eating a Hershey bar.

Thirteen at a table is unlucky only when the hostess has only twelve chops.
                -- Groucho Marx

This is Betty Frenel.  I don't know who to call but I can't reach my
Food-a-holics partner.  I'm at Vido's on my second pizza with sausage
and mushroom.  Jim, come and get me!