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Fortune: 155 - 164 of 198 from Linux Food

Linux Food:  155 of 198

The way to a man's stomach is through his esophagus.
 
Linux Food:  156 of 198

There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be
offered: entertainment, food, and affection. It is customary to begin a
series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of
food, and the merest suggestion of affection. As the amount of affection
increases, the entertainment can be reduced proportionately. When the
affection IS the entertainment, we no longer call it dating. Under no
circumstances can the food be omitted.
                -- Miss Manners' Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behaviour
 
Linux Food:  157 of 198

There are times when truth is stranger than fiction and lunch time is one
of them.
 
Linux Food:  158 of 198

There are twenty-five people left in the world, and twenty-seven of
them are hamburgers.
                -- Ed Sanders
 
Linux Food:  159 of 198

There is more simplicity in the man who eats caviar on impulse than in the
man who eats Grape-Nuts on principle.
                -- G.K. Chesterton
 
Linux Food:  160 of 198

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
                -- George Bernard Shaw
 
Linux Food:  161 of 198

There's always free cheese in a mousetrap.
 
Linux Food:  162 of 198

There's nothing like the face of a kid eating a Hershey bar.
 
Linux Food:  163 of 198

Thirteen at a table is unlucky only when the hostess has only twelve chops.
                -- Groucho Marx
 
Linux Food:  164 of 198

This is Betty Frenel.  I don't know who to call but I can't reach my
Food-a-holics partner.  I'm at Vido's on my second pizza with sausage
and mushroom.  Jim, come and get me!
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