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A couple of kids tried using pickles instead of paddles for a Ping-Pong
game. They had the volley of the Dills.
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A farm in the country side had several turkeys, it was known as the
house of seven gobbles.
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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart that looks at her watch.
-- James Beard
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A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He
kept favoring curry.
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A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
-- Ziggy
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A wife started serving chopped meat, Monday hamburger, Tuesday meat
loaf, Wednesday tartar steak, and Thursday meatballs. On Friday morning her
husband snarled, "How now, ground cow?"
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Actor: So what do you do for a living?
Doris: I work for a company that makes deceptively shallow serving
dishes for Chinese restaurants.
-- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"
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Actually, my goal is to have a sandwich named after me.
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"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?"
asked the father of his little son.
"Diet."
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Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.
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