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Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
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Do not drink coffee in early A.M. It will keep you awake until noon.
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Do not worry about which side your bread is buttered on: you eat BOTH sides.
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Do you feel personally responsible for the world food shortage?
Every time you go to the beach, does the tide come in?
Have you ever eaten an entire moose?
Can you see your neck?
Do joggers take laps around you for exercise?
If so, welcome to National Fat Week.
This week we'll eat without guilt, and kick off our membership campaign,
...by force-feeding a box of cornstarch to a skinny person.
-- Garfield
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During the American Revolution, a Britisher tried to raid a farm. He
stumbled across a rock on the ground and fell, whereupon an agressive Rhode
Island Red hopped on top. Seeing this, the farmer commented, "Chicken catch
a Tory!"
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Eat as much as you like -- just don't swallow it.
-- Harry Secombe's diet
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Eat drink and be merry! Tommorrow you may be in Utah.
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Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal.
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Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.
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Eat right, stay fit, and die anyway.
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