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Fortune: 36 - 45 of 198 from Linux Food

Linux Food:  36 of 198

Eat right, stay fit, and die anyway.
 
Linux Food:  37 of 198

"Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may work."
 
Linux Food:  38 of 198

Eating chocolate is like being in love without the aggravation.
 
Linux Food:  39 of 198

Even a blind pig stumbles upon a few acorns.
 
Linux Food:  40 of 198

Even a cabbage may look at a king.
 
Linux Food:  41 of 198

Every time I lose weight, it finds me again!
 
Linux Food:  42 of 198

Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
                -- Alexander Woollcott
 
Linux Food:  43 of 198

Everything is worth precisely as much as a belch, the difference being
that a belch is more satisfying.
                -- Ingmar Bergman
 
Linux Food:  44 of 198

Fat Liberation: because a waist is a terrible thing to mind.
 
Linux Food:  45 of 198

Fat people of the world unite, we've got nothing to lose!
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